Ahh but they plan to offer a subscription service for owners so they can 3Dprint their replacement parts at home. For a nominal fee. From Tesla approved feedstock. Still doesn’t solve the design issue of course. /s

“Investigators found the problem lay with the manufacturer who failed to geld the bus before delivery. Thus, it was inevitable it would seek to mount something until curbed.”

Safer choice would be to issue knife resistant gloves. I know they exist at the not actually chain mail level.

So more racist up than Idris as Heimdall or less? Cause that got all the Dairy-anns outraged.

     Karen fell down into the sunken place and couldn’t get over herself. Make these at large problematics wear KarenAlert bracelets so appropriate actions can actually be taken.

Add a scoop of ketchup Gelato for verisimilitude.

AOC: successful bartending past iirc; Gogurt: food service worker/self-owner successfully gave out food poisoning for no upcharge.

          I still can’t hear his name without thinking his full name must be Ashley Madison Cawthorn or that he and that company are CLOSE cousins or something.

mmm, like in that Naked Gun movie, esp the marching band follow-up, bonus points for one from a HBU.

Not personally, but long deceased grampa liked a pbblt. The bacon was crispy, garden tomatoes and butter or bib lettuce iirc. The peanut butter held everything together above the lettuce layer.

      Well was she ok with being called a Kracker-Ass Kracker? Or Frosty the NoFlake? Asked to match her pasty skin tone with a variety of “white” color swatches? If she had been a substitute teacher we could call her a teacher substitute much like coffee “whitener”.

       Would the garbage beef wrap been more visually appealing if they closed the wrapper with a fake “JJ” brand-style logo to just lean in on the “Beef Ranch” or does it need a longhorn shaped cardboard grip to take it over the top?

A low alcohol flavour “Sour Grapes” also known as “Passenger Restraint”. 

The Torque-E-Mudder

“Dodge proudly sponsors competitions in many games. Because E-sports build E-muscles,”

“Stellantis. No, we’re not a shitty store brand Stella Artois.”

Have seen it done. They butter the crust then just bite into one end. Sometimes pausing to add more butter to the torn interior.

Nice BCO callback: “I save Bread!” https://jezebel.com/moments-of-sheer-restaurant-absurdity-1651038173

“Do you want Dongles back? Cause that’s how you get Dongles back.”

Metro (in Canada) because they bought out Dominion and just torched the brand equity to the ground.