Yep, normally they HATE ‘participation’ trophies. 

Wisely they did not give it a beer dispenser/launcher so it can’t fling full cans at your head. Tho I see it could have ‘helped’ someone into the pool.

I’m undecided about the spoilt milk. Not being a watcher of the show, just these recaps. I thought the header image was a jug of Ranch Dressing he was chugging which is kind of a tossup vs spoilt milk for vomity potential.

Also those are some pretty useless portable colanders.

Ugly, yes but not bland like crocs are ugly. Ugly with a purpose. What that purpose is, is unknowable.

When your beers not warm or watered down enough: Shower Beer! Just take a few sips and hold it under the spray, imagining it coming straight from the brew vats. I can see this as a way to combine morning after night before cures: Hot shower and beverage. Though a canned bloody mary/caesar with a pepperette garnish…

“Bjorn, should we also introduce a children’s toy for the holiday? Ja!, Ja! I am thinking we should call it: Pik a Ninni in the catalog, just add some umlauts for that IKEA feel. Brilliant as always, Bjorn!”

/Ahnold: “It’s Not a Tuna!” /Ahnold

As it’s Coors, suits water-dogs only.

Wow! So on brand to launch a season with looks so hot, they’re on fire! To match this intensity, the restaurant need a chili-head tasting menu. (/s)

What the wet spot is comprised of.

Gosar the Gosarian got it all wrong. He and his claim they were just on a tour, right? Ashli just ended hers at the bullet gift shop.

Also ‘bespoke’ and ‘artisanal’ both of which are divorced from anything resembling handmade or to-order just for that customer, especially in packaged goods.

Also CRT can also stand for: “Calling Racists Trash” or “Culling Racist Traitors” and they just can’t have that.

Wondering how much of the broccoli vote is for the cheese sauce covered version, not plain cooked, raw or some other seasoning option. Are they just voting for a cheese delivery vegetable?

Canada, even BC gets enough snow and uses salt or brine that I want to see the underbody and check for rust. So no pics of underbody and didn’t see a no or minimal rust comment in the listing means No Dice.

Yup. Karen really wanted a promotion from lifetime loser to victim of the week for some of that sweet GoFundMe grifting action.

All of this. Be patient and tip well. Sorry to say that most of your first customers will be the same pool of “but I’m exempt” anti-maskers, Karens and other flotsam. The meal isn’t the attraction, its the ability to be mean and belittling to staff that is. And having being w/o targets than their family you know they…

Liked it occasionally till on a camping trip as a kid, the counsellors made us eat about a can and 1/2 for breakfast on the last day because they didn’t want to bring the full cans back (Idk why). Didn’t have it again for 20+years till the wonders of the spam musubi were revealed to me.

Maybe Natural Almond flavour was a poor choice for brand extension. (/s. Because the world is The Onion, nowdays.)