Neonazi influencers stunting for clicks. 2021, you were looking a little better than 2020, but thanks for disappointing.

“the more objections I became tasked with” Think you mean ‘objectives’ unless this is a Phoenix Wright spinoff.

I get that fear isn’t rational, but more legit fear of these flying into a BBQ or a smoker and messing up your brisket. Also just get the kids through this year of the cicada and you’re good for a decade or 2 (unless you move to an area where they’re due again.)

But now the frosting tastes like burnt hair!

Greenwashing for Greenbacks.

Bonus points if you can get it with a white tonkotsu broth.

Yeah Not so Godly and Buckley’s Mixtape don’t sound fussed about the problem till it bit in the pocket. And unnamed manager was probably yet another bald thumb who among other things was jealous of their hair and could stand to be swirled in the cotton candy machine for a day-glo do of his own. (scalp burn included…

Actually ramping up for release of dolphin sonar based sensors so will sound cute even if based off rapist necrophilic cetaceans. Works really well in rain. (/s)

Could also see this as pokeballs on a itasha ‘version. With the light blue ones, kinda looks like a kitchen appliance. Pour batter in, drive to work, pop the hubcaps for fresh waffles!

I guess thumbs with no neck know no gender.

Can only see that the header image makes me think a Kung Fu Hustle sequel will use kelp as an edged weapon.

Surprised they didn’t find a way to get Polanski in the film as well. (/s)

Repurposable as Industrial Strength automated Perfume Snipers.

Instead of spiralizing, anyone tried doing a Hasselback Hotdog?

Logical even more ABV extension next year is White Claw Surge ICE!

Wine box hack suggestions?

Chi-King, rhymes with Cha-Ching the old-time cash register noise. Which BK expects this to making bank with.

Bets on if an advertiser made the rejected slogan: “Ride the Lightning!” yet?

Bets on if an advertiser made the rejected slogan: “Ride the Lightning!” yet?

Definitely not the one with a model that looks like it was rendered from a low poly enemy sprite in that 3d arcade tank game of yore.