Reverse Uno: turns out job accident is actually part “Black” Irish and thus has a Autotune disorder. Make her pass a vampire sunlight test if she has so little melanin: Either sucker burns up or free full-body skin peel!

Sad to find he isn’t a redhead. Now I can’t make a “Can’t catch me I’m the Ginger-Bread man! Narrator: Catching him was a (Ginger)snap.”

So considering the past and future outcomes of this, too soon to rechristen her as “Any Coathanger Barrett”?

“Honor System”. Like the anti-mask, anti-vax zombies have any or will suffer any infringement on their “freedumbs”

Why aren’t they looking at this as a transportation upgrade?

Ever time I hear the name Fisker I keep thinking Fiskars and wonder “What do garden tools have to do with making cars?”

Not an engine built out of wood, a Wood built-out engine.

Inflatable duck-style Iceberg to crash into when?

At least it isn’t “Onlyfans”boost

“Keep fucking that chicken” - Tyson

“Keep fucking that chicken” - Tyson

Missed opportunity to offer Lavash crust.

Welp, did not know that I wanted a punchable face pageant with audience participation till now. Also level 5 autodrive will have the car punch you in the face from the front seat.

Compromise: Rule stands but official that makes the call gets flogged about the head with those beads with no penalty to the player or team that does it

“whose child was assigned the reading in class and later spoke up about being uncomfortable with its subject matter” Books that you are supposed to learn something from or make you think aren’t there to make you feel comfortable. Note that I’ve never heard of these groups being upset about ‘propaganda’ glorifying the…

Or just modify his name and make that ‘viral’ I think of him as ExLax Rick forever now. Sign all his public email addresses up for food bank, charity, etc mailing lists as it seems he’s got more than enough food to waste on this nonsense.

Can be very nice if its already fried or seasoned. Remove the skin from the meat and toast it up under the broiler in a toaster oven for a nice crunchy treat. (Must be watched to avoid it burning)

All their brews are very bitter with pronounced tones of grievance. Still better than neighbouring “Sunken Place” where the only serving option is “Take the Blacks and like it!”

Add a g m and e, and it’s something advanced sprinklers do to you garden. (Autognomewashing)

Small town (8000 pop) shakedown. Reported by former deputy who likely knows most of the local driver’s vehicles. If the fine is excessive for the state, definitely a funding measure at the cost of out-of-towners to fund the municipality.