Yeah Not so Godly and Buckley’s Mixtape don’t sound fussed about the problem till it bit in the pocket. And unnamed manager was probably yet another bald thumb who among other things was jealous of their hair and could stand to be swirled in the cotton candy machine for a day-glo do of his own. (scalp burn included…

Actually ramping up for release of dolphin sonar based sensors so will sound cute even if based off rapist necrophilic cetaceans. Works really well in rain. (/s)

Could also see this as pokeballs on a itasha ‘version. With the light blue ones, kinda looks like a kitchen appliance. Pour batter in, drive to work, pop the hubcaps for fresh waffles!

I guess thumbs with no neck know no gender.

Can only see that the header image makes me think a Kung Fu Hustle sequel will use kelp as an edged weapon.

Surprised they didn’t find a way to get Polanski in the film as well. (/s)

Repurposable as Industrial Strength automated Perfume Snipers.

Logical even more ABV extension next year is White Claw Surge ICE!

Wine box hack suggestions?

Chi-King, rhymes with Cha-Ching the old-time cash register noise. Which BK expects this to making bank with.

Bets on if an advertiser made the rejected slogan: “Ride the Lightning!” yet?

Bets on if an advertiser made the rejected slogan: “Ride the Lightning!” yet?

Definitely not the one with a model that looks like it was rendered from a low poly enemy sprite in that 3d arcade tank game of yore. 

Reverse Uno: turns out job accident is actually part “Black” Irish and thus has a Autotune disorder. Make her pass a vampire sunlight test if she has so little melanin: Either sucker burns up or free full-body skin peel!

Sad to find he isn’t a redhead. Now I can’t make a “Can’t catch me I’m the Ginger-Bread man! Narrator: Catching him was a (Ginger)snap.”

So considering the past and future outcomes of this, too soon to rechristen her as “Any Coathanger Barrett”?

“Honor System”. Like the anti-mask, anti-vax zombies have any or will suffer any infringement on their “freedumbs”

Why aren’t they looking at this as a transportation upgrade?

Ever time I hear the name Fisker I keep thinking Fiskars and wonder “What do garden tools have to do with making cars?”

Not an engine built out of wood, a Wood built-out engine.