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Inflatable duck-style Iceberg to crash into when?

At least it isn’t “Onlyfans”boost

“Keep fucking that chicken” - Tyson

“Keep fucking that chicken” - Tyson

Missed opportunity to offer Lavash crust.

Welp, did not know that I wanted a punchable face pageant with audience participation till now. Also level 5 autodrive will have the car punch you in the face from the front seat.

Compromise: Rule stands but official that makes the call gets flogged about the head with those beads with no penalty to the player or team that does it

whose child was assigned the reading in class and later spoke up about being uncomfortable with its subject matter” Books that you are supposed to learn something from or make you think aren’t there to make you feel comfortable. Note that I’ve never heard of these groups being upset about ‘propaganda’ glorifying the

Or just modify his name and make that ‘viral’ I think of him as ExLax Rick forever now. Sign all his public email addresses up for food bank, charity, etc mailing lists as it seems he’s got more than enough food to waste on this nonsense.

Can be very nice if its already fried or seasoned. Remove the skin from the meat and toast it up under the broiler in a toaster oven for a nice crunchy treat. (Must be watched to avoid it burning)

All their brews are very bitter with pronounced tones of grievance. Still better than neighbouring “Sunken Place” where the only serving option is “Take the Blacks and like it!”

Add a g m and e, and it’s something advanced sprinklers do to you garden. (Autognomewashing)

Small town (8000 pop) shakedown. Reported by former deputy who likely knows most of the local driver’s vehicles. If the fine is excessive for the state, definitely a funding measure at the cost of out-of-towners to fund the municipality.

Better guess for summer Biathalon than my Accounting/Tennis combo

Ironically, if he keeps this up, he too could die in committee just like the Bill.

Do you want Mimic irl? ‘Cause that’s how you get Mimic irl. Safer bet would be to process them into fish and animal feed.

Sure walk into the kitchen where the staff have all the sharp knives, heat sources and hot oil they might need to defend themselves.

Porch Pirates can’t even wait for stuff to be delivered anymore.

Not the first time a holiday has been repurposed or subverted. Looks like a day to burn cheap confederate flags (but I repeat myself), “glow-up” confed monuments and celebrate their crushing defeats. Maybe eat a Peach Cobbler with a Flaming Bourbon topping? (whoops, Georgia; close enough).

yep. Poster boy for Klan Chowderheads