Just buy wrecks, submerge them in a swamp, come back in a few years and call it the “Bodyshop Farm” for forensic Autotopsy. Currently it feels like an expensive scab-picking habit.

Coffee may have been weak, but the owner is extra bitter.

And now I hope they can do a swirl with the regular flavour.

I’m impressed that we have autonomous past lvl 1. I mean how do cars even earn xp?

“OnlyStans”

Google maps robocar

Insurance and blue book value still based on MSRP though, right? Literally buying the newest ‘new car’ smell.

At the end of this there will only be enough metal to melt down and cast a MouseBox replica of the original.

Also, Florida. So customers include Florida Man, Woman and their spawn, of which many are maskless spit-when-they talkers.

Missed a trick not moving to Oreo-gone or moving to and renaming Ohio to Oreo. “The Oreo Trail-Mix”

Clearly failed high school history and/or civics. Can we get his diploma revoked?

Loved bulk stores in the before times, but I expect it’ll take awhile to come back fully once everyone gets the jab. Have seen pre-bagged amounts for curb-side sale/pickup as a stop-gap currently but much of the appeal is wandering the store and leaving with more than you planned.

“remove static cling with this one weird trick!”

Makes sense, but thought energy drinks are even more crowded. An alcoholic brand extension like Rockstar Vodka or rumoured boozy Monster energy variations are an easier sell.

Toaster oven also works fine, finish it under broiler to crisp up the skin, but not unwatched!

Props to the Food Stylist for making it look like the bun is taking a big bite of the filet.

Idiots. “Surge” makes it sound like an energy drink. “Rip Tide” was right there for the taking. White Claw Rip Tide: It’ll Drown Your Thirst!

So how long before these all get converted to a steakhouse chain? FFS “Bronco” sounds like it’s one already.

Statement does have a creepy “Now release the hostages you creepy shit!” vibe going on.

Rig some cameras, a steering pedestal on the 5th wheel and the next generation of Segway for Paul Blart is born!