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Loved bulk stores in the before times, but I expect it’ll take awhile to come back fully once everyone gets the jab. Have seen pre-bagged amounts for curb-side sale/pickup as a stop-gap currently but much of the appeal is wandering the store and leaving with more than you planned.

“remove static cling with this one weird trick!”

Makes sense, but thought energy drinks are even more crowded. An alcoholic brand extension like Rockstar Vodka or rumoured boozy Monster energy variations are an easier sell.

Toaster oven also works fine, finish it under broiler to crisp up the skin, but not unwatched!

Props to the Food Stylist for making it look like the bun is taking a big bite of the filet.

Idiots. “Surge” makes it sound like an energy drink. “Rip Tide” was right there for the taking. White Claw Rip Tide: It’ll Drown Your Thirst!

So how long before these all get converted to a steakhouse chain? FFS “Bronco” sounds like it’s one already.

Statement does have a creepy “Now release the hostages you creepy shit!” vibe going on.

Rig some cameras, a steering pedestal on the 5th wheel and the next generation of Segway for Paul Blart is born!

Just here for the visuals. Clearly this is the TRON/Transformers crossover I didn’t know I wanted.

Like to see them try withholding taxes from the state that dictates the regulation that got them all huffy and see what happens. Server had nothing to do with it and earned their tip even serving in the cluster the current situation is.

Yeah just tape over the cameras like it was a laptop camera. Unless that disables part of the UI or prevents driving.

The two with the sideways opening and prop rod seem like “Aft Hoods”. This is also getting perilously close to “It’s a clip, not a magazine!” debates.

Thought the meme was Isabelle and DoomGuy.

“This? Oh this is my day-drinking bag. I can stash a miniature in each of the engines.”

This is not what his parents intended when they told him to go play in traffic.

These contests are actually a global project to protect the surface from lizard people from the Hollow Earth. Since Dinosaurs are the precursors to birds, which have no sensors sensitive to capsinoids, and thus the seeds pass through as part of the plants’ life cycle. Thus competitors who show no reaction or clearly

Full (of It)Self Driving (Us Crazy)

Only if Scientologists can claim that the program is ‘clear’

      Feels more like its that cordyceps fungus taking over brains and commanding people to infect others with their racism. At least most of them have vibrant headgear so you can identify the infected from a distance.