Saw a worse lit mugshot of his, complexion could be termed “sun-bleached dogturd white, growing fungus.”

Why can’t they build a NEMO-esque Lobster Sub to scare off the scientists like any normal right-thinking citizen?

Next up: Crystal Pepsi Durian!

Am also ok if they require “from my cold, dead hands” to surrender their dick substitutes.

Sad Hyssongs say so much.

This Rubicon done crossed itself.

NFT image for “Sallow” complexion

I’m gonna guess that the deep clean didn’t get all the crevices on the meat slicer. 

Time for (as one punishment) him to sport a Wilford Brimley ‘stache and do Diabeetus and Anti-racist PSA’s before and after EVERY game.

At least the photo is the correct portion for the T-RAV4. Missed a trick by not cross-promoting with Toyota or at least a local dealership.

Wrestling. Pigs. Mud.

“popular”

A salty sack.

So, no longer in the line/royals at all right? Call it #Rexit

It’s common enough thing that you’d think substitutions or workarounds would be listed as a default.

Actually it’s a jumbo pickle that splits open lengthwise and devours your hand like a crocodile.

“And all that was left with the body was the dough hook of the killer!”

You just know that “Double SS” has a custom “Waffen”-maker rolling around that Ranch.

Next time 1 in 10 kegs is a sea mine. Taste the danger!

“What the Halal?”