Mormons don’t want to own up to the racist past (and problematic nowdays) of their state religion.

Never played any skateboarding game, so why does SkateBird look so appealing?

True. She was a Sorry individual before she apologized.

Maybe someone can tip off the Mexican authorities of the possible terrorist training camp planned for at the resort?

Cross the streams: Chai flavoured creamer. Makes coffee or tea purists heads asplode.

Problem is with the serial killer vibe I get from him, he’d tank the kick and straighten up with his creepy “Wake up to the King!” face.

Japan does it better with seasonal and often regional kit-kats and beverages. All are limited edition/time, usually 1 season. So combo try the new thing with for a limited time hitting the local cultures emphasis on seasonality for marketing bang.

All Marnie’s picks hold up by themselves, not necessarily because of what they can scoop up or act as a side to.

sophistication.

That damn photo: makes one want to slap the back of his neck so hard he bites his stupid tongue off. At least then he’d shut the hell up for the rest of his life.

This maybe a move to lock down slave labour seeking corps that are gonna lose the private federal prison workers with cheaper state based ones? Still a shit move either way.

“Short positions get Pantsed!” “Hedge funds take a trimming!” “I said short the stock, not Shart the bed!”

Why don’t he move back into his Mother’s (actual mother) basement.

Disappointed that this was not some Davinci Code Cookbook Manuscript or a “Secret recipe revealed in ink when left on 450 degree stovetop!”

Just add the tears running down his face, and “Thank you sir” from the beefy manly pirate and it reads just like Trumps neverhappened anecdotes.

Burly Housecoat

How many drifters does one have to eat to get that husky?

Okay, First won’t she lose all debates as she’ll refuse to answer the question. Second can we mock her lazy eye now? “Can’t talk to voters eye to eye!” “Won’t keep her eye on campaign goals.” After all, she didn’t have to stick herself back in the public’s eye. Ohh, mock campaign song: “Eye of the Tired-Her”

Do we need to start a GoFundme for that neighbour to start up their yard beef again? Flying Drone cams and it’s a Worldstar PPV event.

C’mon now. You know this tech will be crossed with personalized ads to horrific results.