Ghost of Russian Space Dog seeks bloody retribution for insult, Mormon exorcists powerless.

She’s no bean dad, tho.

And now America must do a churro brand extension to the Pogo corndog. 

Got a better marketing angle. “You can’t take a trip, but your wine can! You’ll be able to taste the sun-drenched relaxation in every sip!”

Have you seen the “Wanted to look at art” and “Wanted to use the toilet” excuses for entering the building yet? 

You’d also think that people learned something from that guy who got caught jacking it on a Zoom call.

Marjorie Taylor Greene is quite the Dollar Store Sarah Jessica Parker. I don’t like the script of this season of Sex in the City goes to Washington.

Spawn rate increased as part of a RC Cola promotion.

Movie Director on location editing suite?. Camo it up as a hunters blind/electronic tracking rig? Low budget scientific analysis prop in direct to dvd movies?

Weird Flex, but ok.

Patient reported hallucinations included growing to Giant size. Mario plans to release an anti-shroom level with Nintendo later this year.

Make your city a Sunsup! city. Wypipo don’t get to sleep past dawn, let alone noon. Truly the injustice they’ll complain about the most.

Thought it was a still from “Repo the Genetic Opera” for a minute.

He went out of his way to tweet this multi-post tale. That’s a good indicator that this is his regular parenting (if you can call it that) style. You get the feeling that he really wanted a son instead and was disappointed there was no option to trade-in. Hope he remembers this day fondly as he struggles to open a can…

Now Now, she’s just confused and wants categories with better descriptions:

And here I thought the best way to find an Italian Beef in Chicago is to ask 2 people which store makes the best one.

“Is you tapin’ notes on a criminal conspiracy?” Writer just rehashing the Wire poorly now.

Didn’t watch the CNN clip. She try to claim she’s another one of those “boneless racists”?

“oil balls”. I respect the honesty of the name. No low-carb, artisanal, sugar-free, bespoke ad copy for these bullets of delight.

Olivia Jardin. Breadsticks Unlimited. or does she deserve the Tomi Lahren treatment? O Jaded.