This maybe a move to lock down slave labour seeking corps that are gonna lose the private federal prison workers with cheaper state based ones? Still a shit move either way.

“Short positions get Pantsed!” “Hedge funds take a trimming!” “I said short the stock, not Shart the bed!”

Why don’t he move back into his Mother’s (actual mother) basement.

Disappointed that this was not some Davinci Code Cookbook Manuscript or a “Secret recipe revealed in ink when left on 450 degree stovetop!”

Just add the tears running down his face, and “Thank you sir” from the beefy manly pirate and it reads just like Trumps neverhappened anecdotes.

Burly Housecoat

How many drifters does one have to eat to get that husky?

Okay, First won’t she lose all debates as she’ll refuse to answer the question. Second can we mock her lazy eye now? “Can’t talk to voters eye to eye!” “Won’t keep her eye on campaign goals.” After all, she didn’t have to stick herself back in the public’s eye. Ohh, mock campaign song: “Eye of the Tired-Her”

Do we need to start a GoFundme for that neighbour to start up their yard beef again? Flying Drone cams and it’s a Worldstar PPV event.

C’mon now. You know this tech will be crossed with personalized ads to horrific results.

Ghost of Russian Space Dog seeks bloody retribution for insult, Mormon exorcists powerless.

She’s no bean dad, tho.

And now America must do a churro brand extension to the Pogo corndog. 

Got a better marketing angle. “You can’t take a trip, but your wine can! You’ll be able to taste the sun-drenched relaxation in every sip!”

Have you seen the “Wanted to look at art” and “Wanted to use the toilet” excuses for entering the building yet? 

You’d also think that people learned something from that guy who got caught jacking it on a Zoom call.

Marjorie Taylor Greene is quite the Dollar Store Sarah Jessica Parker. I don’t like the script of this season of Sex in the City goes to Washington.

Spawn rate increased as part of a RC Cola promotion.

Movie Director on location editing suite?. Camo it up as a hunters blind/electronic tracking rig? Low budget scientific analysis prop in direct to dvd movies?

Make your city a Sunsup! city. Wypipo don’t get to sleep past dawn, let alone noon. Truly the injustice they’ll complain about the most.