Thought it was a still from “Repo the Genetic Opera” for a minute.

He went out of his way to tweet this multi-post tale. That’s a good indicator that this is his regular parenting (if you can call it that) style. You get the feeling that he really wanted a son instead and was disappointed there was no option to trade-in. Hope he remembers this day fondly as he struggles to open a can…

Now Now, she’s just confused and wants categories with better descriptions:

And here I thought the best way to find an Italian Beef in Chicago is to ask 2 people which store makes the best one.

“Is you tapin’ notes on a criminal conspiracy?” Writer just rehashing the Wire poorly now.

Didn’t watch the CNN clip. She try to claim she’s another one of those “boneless racists”?

“oil balls”. I respect the honesty of the name. No low-carb, artisanal, sugar-free, bespoke ad copy for these bullets of delight.

Olivia Jardin. Breadsticks Unlimited. or does she deserve the Tomi Lahren treatment? O Jaded.

“Hilaria! You got some ‘Spaining to do!”

Kinda wish this happened a few years ago so the branding coulda been “Loco gets 4 Loko!”

Need to stop this crap early on before they get more entitled. “Karen uses microaggression, it’s not very effective. Karen uses white tears to complain into Uber-Karen. Uber-Karen has fainted.”

What if Apple bought Tesla and released the Model 4 without a charger?

I was thinking teenage caddies using these for jousting tournaments

I only like this for the sci-fi thriller scripts it can be incorporated into:

“Feces Pieces”

“World’s Longest Coldest Kiss” should be ad copy for a new line of mint chocolate Hershey’s Kisses.

So much to unpack. Partially have to blame the parents for naming her Skylar which sounds like a space-age fabric they make kites and wingsuits out of. She should be real happy that she didn’t spit on the ground in Singapore instead, that woulda been a caning. (‘member that car smashing choad who found that out?) She…

I just prefer the ratio on the bites, the way only some Reese’s products have chocolate/PB ratios that hit each person’s sweet spot.

I’ve heard that they say eating parts of them cure COVID. So need to test that and make ‘em last for the most doses.

Need t0 get a priest in there to bless the vaccine on the sly, then see which of these scum go up in flames on live tv.