“Hilaria! You got some ‘Spaining to do!”

Kinda wish this happened a few years ago so the branding coulda been “Loco gets 4 Loko!”

Need to stop this crap early on before they get more entitled. “Karen uses microaggression, it’s not very effective. Karen uses white tears to complain into Uber-Karen. Uber-Karen has fainted.”

What if Apple bought Tesla and released the Model 4 without a charger?

I was thinking teenage caddies using these for jousting tournaments

I only like this for the sci-fi thriller scripts it can be incorporated into:

“Feces Pieces”

“World’s Longest Coldest Kiss” should be ad copy for a new line of mint chocolate Hershey’s Kisses.

So much to unpack. Partially have to blame the parents for naming her Skylar which sounds like a space-age fabric they make kites and wingsuits out of. She should be real happy that she didn’t spit on the ground in Singapore instead, that woulda been a caning. (‘member that car smashing choad who found that out?) She…

I just prefer the ratio on the bites, the way only some Reese’s products have chocolate/PB ratios that hit each person’s sweet spot.

I’ve heard that they say eating parts of them cure COVID. So need to test that and make ‘em last for the most doses.

Need t0 get a priest in there to bless the vaccine on the sly, then see which of these scum go up in flames on live tv.

“This was actually a failed test ad for our upcoming ferment-your-own kits”

Related to the mint chocolate discussion this week, Oreo Thins Bites, Mint are my favorite. Good ratio of filling to cookies to enrobing. Not too sweet and the mint is not toothpastey.

You reach down and you flip the turtle over on its back, Donny.

Only reason he jerked it on Zoom was ‘cause he couldn’t see it on normal magnification.

Mint is kinda like Strawberry flavoured things. It’s either well done or fake, artificial and disgusting. I’m just surprised I haven’t seen a Xmas chocolate mint toothpaste. Oh they did make one: Crest Be Adventurous Mint Chocolate Trek.

Discontinued for Canada, unfortunately.

Now I want a celeb chef to say sous-vide like they’re calling pigs. “Souuuuus-vide vide vide!”

Can you eat it in one hand w/o a mess while playing cards if you believe the Earl of origin story.