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Think you need to open up an OnlyTrolls account to get some extra green from all these greys that are attracted every week.

Mmmm, Mulled cola.

Now a horror movie has to use the blessed fruitcake as a weapon against some unholy monster.

``Don`t cry for me MAGA voter`` from the musical `Melissa` .

Run! It’s Gorgonzilla!

But AA actually worked for Fisher. How else would she have been repeatedly schooled.

Trump, like a dog, cannot resist the call of catturds.

Looks like that child-eating witch has gone full keto/Paleo.

Glaringly, human liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti not included in tested parings.

I get the nuance, but for a second I thought his brain was so far gone he thought the ficus was whispering secrets to him. 

Doubt benefits only extended to those who make arguments in good faith w/o dogwhistles. So, nah worst possible reading of his remarks.

Reminds me of my feelings of betrayal when I found out about Häagen-Dazs.

Maybe considering many think she’s the swing vote on abortion, Amy Coathanger Barrett?

All looks delicious. For a final touch get some purple paper frills for the cornish hens to complete the crown royal theme.

“Doesn’t use the term lightly” He just uses it whitely. Also does he not look like a cheap copy/clone of Ted Cruz? That’s some killer Zodiac mayo!

Or go for the multi-ethnic Santa Force: Black, Brown, Native, Asian. Every shade but vanilla soft-serve.

Get one of the boneless turkey rolls from Butterball or Marc Angelo. IIRC cooking directions say to start from frozen no thawing. Done.

I am guessing he wanted an excessive amount (not listed in liked article of course). Like not 3 or 5 more, 10 or 20. If he only wanted 3 or 5, cashier was the ass. Or they were out of his fave.

We would also accept: Crack-en, Cracker-en, Quack-en