Always thought of him more as Fire Marshall Bill from In Living Color, myself

Rename the virus in his “honor” call it COVID-45.

Ashley Madison’s cousin

Wisconsin wants its Cheddar!

I agree with most of this even the pumpkin pie (which I like) base upon the criteria you judged it on. But don’t go messing with Terry Chocolate Oranges, esp the mint chocolate ones (which I find hard to find/maybe discontinued locally?)

Now I want the security vid to have show master pizza tossing skills and in court they do a live demo where he attempts a dough toss and it lands on the judges head (cue laughter, fade to credits).

I think a sausage ale would be wurst.

Yes the flavour profile sounds blech. The beer name is on point marketing tho.

Want to know if they added caffeine cause Dew and hot sauce would hide the bitter flavour. They also missed a trick by not calling it Code Red Hot.

Darn, kinja’d. Should have looked downthread 1st.

Launch new cruise line catering only to the uber-rich, name the boat the Darwin, fully automated, promise awards at end of trip. Only employ staff that are amoral children of uber-rich who are doing it for “a free vacation and connections”. 

I thought the #1 warning was to COMPLETELY thaw the bird. Most of those oil explosion and fire videos come down to too much oil in pot and/or frozen bird.

If one makes a huge fuss about how to pronounce this nut you may be a Pecant.

Man, so close. The borders on top and bottom of the middle cans hint at it. They coulda made them all ugly xmas sweater can designs. Ugly sweaters for an Ugly beer. Even have full size ones in the 24's. Or promotional sweater design koozies. Missed opportunities, I blame 2020.

Buy 2, then duel with the corks. “I accept your challenge! Prosecco at Dawn!”

Now time to start work on naming the insect based replacements of the future. I only know the mascots need to be the “Fly Guys”

Ok, so no meat? McNaught. Thus the patty can be called a McNaughty. “Gimme a Double McNaughty between Twin Buns, hold the sauce” Works with the flagship sandwich too: Big McNaughty.

If it was illegal maybe Sue-Vide?

Yep. Was thinking this was going to be the next deep fried turkey or Turducken variant.

Delicious. Also: Naked Baked Pretzel sounds like either a hot yoga position or a stoned sex maneuver.