Reminds me of my feelings of betrayal when I found out about Häagen-Dazs.

Maybe considering many think she’s the swing vote on abortion, Amy Coathanger Barrett?

All looks delicious. For a final touch get some purple paper frills for the cornish hens to complete the crown royal theme.

“Doesn’t use the term lightly” He just uses it whitely. Also does he not look like a cheap copy/clone of Ted Cruz? That’s some killer Zodiac mayo!

Or go for the multi-ethnic Santa Force: Black, Brown, Native, Asian. Every shade but vanilla soft-serve.

Get one of the boneless turkey rolls from Butterball or Marc Angelo. IIRC cooking directions say to start from frozen no thawing. Done.

I am guessing he wanted an excessive amount (not listed in liked article of course). Like not 3 or 5 more, 10 or 20. If he only wanted 3 or 5, cashier was the ass. Or they were out of his fave.

We would also accept: Crack-en, Cracker-en, Quack-en

Always thought of him more as Fire Marshall Bill from In Living Color, myself

Rename the virus in his “honor” call it COVID-45.

Ashley Madison’s cousin

Wisconsin wants its Cheddar!

I agree with most of this even the pumpkin pie (which I like) base upon the criteria you judged it on. But don’t go messing with Terry Chocolate Oranges, esp the mint chocolate ones (which I find hard to find/maybe discontinued locally?)

Now I want the security vid to have show master pizza tossing skills and in court they do a live demo where he attempts a dough toss and it lands on the judges head (cue laughter, fade to credits).

I think a sausage ale would be wurst.

Yes the flavour profile sounds blech. The beer name is on point marketing tho.

Want to know if they added caffeine cause Dew and hot sauce would hide the bitter flavour. They also missed a trick by not calling it Code Red Hot.

Darn, kinja’d. Should have looked downthread 1st.

Launch new cruise line catering only to the uber-rich, name the boat the Darwin, fully automated, promise awards at end of trip. Only employ staff that are amoral children of uber-rich who are doing it for “a free vacation and connections”. 

I thought the #1 warning was to COMPLETELY thaw the bird. Most of those oil explosion and fire videos come down to too much oil in pot and/or frozen bird.