If one makes a huge fuss about how to pronounce this nut you may be a Pecant.

Man, so close. The borders on top and bottom of the middle cans hint at it. They coulda made them all ugly xmas sweater can designs. Ugly sweaters for an Ugly beer. Even have full size ones in the 24's. Or promotional sweater design koozies. Missed opportunities, I blame 2020.

Buy 2, then duel with the corks. “I accept your challenge! Prosecco at Dawn!”

Now time to start work on naming the insect based replacements of the future. I only know the mascots need to be the “Fly Guys”

Ok, so no meat? McNaught. Thus the patty can be called a McNaughty. “Gimme a Double McNaughty between Twin Buns, hold the sauce” Works with the flagship sandwich too: Big McNaughty.

If it was illegal maybe Sue-Vide?

Yep. Was thinking this was going to be the next deep fried turkey or Turducken variant.

Delicious. Also: Naked Baked Pretzel sounds like either a hot yoga position or a stoned sex maneuver.

I need to ask because I’m fine with the flavour of most sweetners: is stevia kinda like cilantro where there’s a gene that makes it gross to some people? For me stevia always has a cloying accent and a unpleasant aftertaste.

Ever since he survived Anaconda, he believes he can endure getting hugged by large snakes.

       Wisdom of Solomon only works when you don’t actually split the baby in half. So they don’t even understand “decimate” is to eliminate 1 in 10, not only leave 1 in 10 left. For pipo who worship “Western” culture so much they sure don’t know anything about it at all.

So make the announcement to make all the gun-humpers look. Now that they got their attention announce firearms actually available. Step 3 Election Day Sale! 

But I must know if the brownish pools in the photo are artisanal hot sauce or is it seepage from have not rested the burrito sufficiently?

Upside is that pate doesn’t have the texture issues vat meat seems to have when grown to mimic cuts of the natural stuff.

Buy 9 candy (marshmallow or chocolate) peguins, watch the Pelican Brief and bite the heads off the peguins who deserve no better.

Be happy with your actually good youthful drinking experiences. I recall many a bad night drinking Dr. Mcgillicuddy with off-brand mixers.

Is the dog a ClairDale?

Now please explain how top marginal tax rates are things that will never afflict any of us. What was that figure in history? America’s economy was at its best with a top marginal rate of 90%+ in the 1950's.

Entire article is sus when author admits Hi-Chews are superior, still ranks them same as starbursts

So do lawyers with no fucks left address her as Judge OfTrump or OfMitch?