Sounds like he wants a thorough auditing, but couldn’t just come out and ask straight up.

Turkey rolls. Butterball does a couple. I recommend the dark/white mix as you’re not paying for stuffing and has a nice ying-yangy cross section. Marc Angelo was offering their version for $5 off butterball price point I think as an introductory thing. They also have a very nice pork loin roll (both with stuffing, the…

Am actually having trouble reconciling this with that other southern tradition: boiled peanuts.

Kudos for not holding a sugar Sturgis.

So are “Hefty” paper towels.

Fool projects any harder, White House turns into a drive-in theater

I think it solidified its’ infamy for me while reading /Talesfromyourserver in which multiple stories of groups asking for side BOWLS of ranch EACH were not uncommon. Also rare witnessed atrocities of Drinking from said bowls.

Still shares waaay too much with the Shake-Weight, Fleshlight, and other phallically inspired products to be street-legal.

Don’t piss off the locals, but look for border straddling reserves. Might be a decent down-low method instead of waiting for the lake to freeze safely.

Counterpoint: While drinking it is a bit much at least it’s not the American propensity to drown everything in Ranch. Ranch is fine, just use some damn moderation!

Also sew some tiny fishhooks into the flag edges. Harmless if left alone, a repeat of this would be caught red-handed.

Didn’t know that COVID-45 shared traits with cordyceps. Clearly he’s in last stage fungus-controlled brain zombie mode.

As an aside, Starbucks is not a coffee chain, it’s a dessert chain selling coffee flavoured drinkable confections.

The days of soup or chili in a bread bowl. Those days are gone

To bring us down to their level, better call them “Re-Re-edumbifcation” camps. Stove Touching 101, Bleach Drankin’ 102. How to name kids after the drug you were on while makin’ em: Methanie, Methanial, Methzekiel, and so on.

I liked the retro ad campaign for Carling Black Label: “Hey Mabel!, Black Label!” That was also the first ice beer sub-brand I tried. Black Ice sounded much cooler than it was tho.

Is everything she does just a self-Owens now?

That is one room-temp mess that can’t even afford both legs of her jeans. I know the pot she’s holding says “Chili” but we all know that’s way too spicy for her.

3) Skynet kills us all because it’s offended by our filthy filthy habits.

Never had the Breakfast Salsa packets locally, how were/are they?