You know that all the neckbeards are trying to show up the hippies and their sourdough starter with sourpuss whitebread tryin to start something. Just rebrand their outerwear as COVIDalls and make coin off their fool ass.

“Go where the Assassin’s Brotherhood has never been: Inside the Templars in Assassin’s COVID! Out in 2020"

Too soon for Halloween Costume of the Year to be a Trump Mask with a ventilator?

Watch out tho: like Cain, once he dies he may never stop tweeting.

THOTS and Playas

Once again marketing copy fail. “Crispy” is the adjective they should have gone with. “Crunchy” skin on a ham sounds gum-shredding? Or try fusion culinary appropriation : “Pumpkin 5-Spice Chai Latte, now from Starbucks”

Make the stuffing/dressing a sweet potato/pumpkin mix (maybe some sausage) with the trad spices and that should be a winner. Just please omit the marshmallows. Think it only works with a real bird, not turkey breast loaf.

Potential Weekend at Bernie’s sequel.

So a hot dog in a Subway bun is a weiner cake not a sandwich?

But they just wanted you to see and acknowledge that perfect smile! (or the nosejob, botox or other work)

Also you have a right to an opinion, not a microphone, soapbox or other platform to spread it. Though if she wants to compete with all the other street preachers, go for it.

Free Ghost Pepper Infusion facial samples. (technically not pepper spray)

Hatch to the control room for the alien operating the meat puppet.

Clearly an advertising stunt. This could end poorly for BK. “We have reviewed your offering and have retroactively revoked all stars that may have been awarded to your executive chefs.”

Truly is the style of an aspiring serial killer.

And now I’m thinking about a Sambucca, Ouzo, Pernod 3-way shooter.

The bots look very much like the low poly from “Money for Nothing!” 

Clearly this is an artifact from the “Beforetimes”. The temptation to say plain tofu steak without sauce for all of the guests and bridal party to reflect on their many sins comes over one. Also be happy that a caterer will come within 6 ft of you, don’t multi-tier market the reception. More amusing would be a…

Wearing the name was not wrong. He just made a very common error that it couldn’t hurt the police, cause for that to hurt you gotta have some guilt otherwise you wouldn’t get those persistent twinges. Going forward guess we need to address the needs of those cops who possess vestigial senses of guilt, maybe a therapy…

Also I thought I saw something about him not being able to legally get a taste of a partial buyout by microsoft iirc, so if he cant get his beak wet, burn it all down tracks