Just realised that you can make this the new Dunning-Kruger; call it the Dolezal-Krug effect.

They had to have a hero (not really) for that oppressed (nope) minority (nah) of sun-bleached dog turd souls (spot on).

Is a thicc watch in the snap tho. They musta been afraid he might wonder woman rounds back at em if they opened up for no reason, as they do.

Shoulda gone with a de-energy drink with tryptophan. Call it Pepsi Turkola. Probably a cranberry flavour.

And you know that old man would sue the store if he broke his own damn hip falling over cause of his shoving people.

Well hell, let’s see if we can channel Qanon’s manic energy into getting this exposed and stopped. Just tell them this is the “real” adrenochrome source being hidden by the “deep state”

Welp the intense green will mix well in the vomit in the parking lot from this on unlimited crab leg nights.

More like a spring-powered Pez dispenser, not a compressed air launcher. Only Red Ryder BB guns can claim eyes at Christmas

On that topic, plain naked or dusted wings are the best way to test quality of wings at a place. Good wings get great with good sauce, but no kind of sauce can save bad wings.

That jibes with his 8-bit concealer

Think this is the fault of sports bars where wings are a side to eat with booze. Wing joints tend to be better unless they are also sports bars. Consistently good if not great are chinese restaurant wings, esp if they garlic marinade them 1st. Mom and Pop/Locally owned usually way better than franchises too and the…

I hope home bakers have better aim with the Nutella drizzle, the photo has about half of it enhancing the flavour of marble countertop.

Also looks like you can lock the wheels down so you can drink your way through an earthquake for bonus miles.

Aren’t most of these ambush/laying in wait attacks done by sovereign citizens/freemen of the land/militia of the month club types?

You’d think racing organizations would have no objections to crossing (finish) lines.

“What’cha doing?” “Riding the Pikachu” “So that’s what they’re calling it nowdays.”

Jo Jo approved!

As marijuana is legal in Canada, the real “bougie best bud” would have been a curated vaping blend with jalapeno essence. Cause why hurt your lungs only 1 way?

Clearly he applies his Golf “skills” to everything. Poor marriage? Mulligan. Failson? Mulligan. Shit 1st term. Mulligan.

Time for some handyman to craft a launching mechanism into that Reese cane for long distance delivery of minis at partys.