I prefer/only use mayo but will concede that Miracle Whip has the superior ad game. “Nothing beats the tangy zip of Miracle Whip!” (which is not a claim to better flavour or texture)

So dog focused that they didn’t know “a hit dog will holler”.

If tenure prevented firing, how about a transfer to the Drama department? Surely is qualified.

Did they always look this unappealing or are my childhood memories failing me? The handful shot looks more like novelty pencil erasers than something edible.

If the ratio of PB to choc is off the solution is to glue the 2 bars together with your PB of choice and consume that way. A PB and Snack Cake sandwich if you will. Cut into portions if too gluttonous. For further tweaking sprinkle salt to taste on the PB before assembly.

Easy remix: “Captain Morgan’s a Jerk to the Caribbean Pork Sausage” “He Grills up real good for white meat”

Well if the replacement is Racist Training, all minorities can demand to correctly slurred. Nothing more annoying when the inbred mouthbreather cursing you can’t even get his epithets correct. Demand bespoke artisanal racism.

Ask your doctor if Dolezal is white for you.

Like an edible Blizzard, these stay in the container when you flip them upside down. (till you light em)

Man pepper spray again. The only seasoning white power uses. If we’re lucky the allied forces of inanimate objects will help us. After all it’s escalating;(ramp, stairs, expect a rug to trip him up next.)

These store ambassadors need pepper or bear spray to emphasize the utility of wearing masks. Or maybe just a squirt bottle with water as one does for cats.

He needs to get off the air and let his cancer enjoy its best life since it was awarded the medal of freedom for its service in ridding us of him (soon).

Ok, how long before the ‘kidz’ are doing lines of ‘Cinnadust’ as the Cinnadust challenge and get a few of em hospitalised?

Yeah could not get into shiokara, had/has a rep for being an old-timer drinking session snack.

That may be a brand or freshness issue. I’m ok with it, but what seems to put most people off is the texture.

Bannon clearly overpaid for that cosmetic surgery or the before snaps must be a memetic hazard.

Is this another example of British vs American English? As in boot not trunk of a car, spanner instead of wrench, principle rather than dickishness? 

Is this another example of British vs American English? As in boot not trunk of a car, spanner instead of wrench, principle rather than dickishness? 

Those masks also thankfully hide the mean/methed-up/snaggletoothed maws their bile spills out of. Also: 7 foot long hate letter?; was it written on the back of CVS receipts?

Well there might be some money there. If they could get paid by Qanon or that ONAN news bozos, they’d clown for them.