And now I can imagine the next conservative outrage Fad: “Rolling Coal”. No, not the unfiltered truck emissions, but portable bbq convoys grilling meat near vegan hangouts to convert or repulse those within. Wouldn’t take much to set it off these days. “Maybe have a side salad instead of fries with that steak?”…

Does flagging and reporting your evil kinja clones actually do anything? Their persistent grey stain just won’t go away.

To pair with the fin de siecle vibe going on here, I recommend a Fugu sampler platter done by a chef w/o the training certificate to flirt really hard with the tetrodotoxin. Can’t catch the ‘Rona if you can’t breath because of paralysis.

He means his personal views are much worse.

Well that’s a new angle to attempting to “vote the graveyard”. They might have tried “Raising Cain” to invoke Lazarus, Raising Cane Chicken, and Zombie Apocalypses. Cain gang invokes “chain gang” which is on point for conservative pandering.

You know the natural airflow won’t be HIS last breath.

Nah, She’ll debate an empty podium cause Mother won’t let Mike that close to another woman.

She’d be up in his grill even if he’d parked in a visitors spot.

And exactly HOW are they attempting to wear masks if they would emasculate themselves with them?

Well there’s always Plaguer U. (Prager, but now with COVID)

New in school: standardized non-testing.

Also wrt to his stupid gyno tweet, “We reserve the right to refuse cervix.”

He’s thinking of prosperity gospel Jesus(tm) not buddy Christ (still white tho) neither of which rep the Mediterranean area in which they were born. And what a crying shame this herb has a cool name like Metaxas which sounds like a name for a Blanco Tequila. Sorry couldn’t of a good joke to go with the punchline of…

And they leveraged the limited edition/seasonal flavour beverage thing into the kit-kat market model pretty efficiently and tied it into the bring a gift back to the office when you travel culture. Insidious and effective.

Might be a Mormon/ 7th day adventist ref, caffeine bevs are no bueno

Also while not only being bad tats for content, they’re just .. bad tats that I hope he overpaid for.

Dude should have claimed personal medical exemption for those chipmunk cheeks that masks don’t fit or he has a severe case of mumps.

After a spread linked to the location, soon to be called Chuck-A-Rona

Just bring back original dirty rice in Canada. They changed the recipe and took all the nice neck meat bits or whatever it was,

And what’s up with the wispy pube-beard? And the ‘stache looks like elmer’s glue and barbershop floor sweepings. White “Pride”, really?