Thumb failed the “come get yer wife!” test while in the same damn car.

But the Black lady was gonna use her superpowers to crush that vehicle said ever boneless racist ever.

   Also host is totally the character in the zombie movies who hides getting bitten and leads to the death of most of the cast

I just want to thank you so much for not making this another slideshow as it would have been so easy to do. Thank you for listening to reader feedback

       Non-lethal arsenic levels? Pah! I demand retro hand irradiated radium waters to quench my thirst for mutation and cancerous growth!

The outrage comes cause now they can’t say they got black friends and mean it w/o Auntie, Uncle and the rest. Same for the upset over the Land o Lakes mascot removal.

And if corporate is taking their cut from gross, that’s some Hollywood style movie accountant fuckery.

If it was me, I’d promote the overstock/least popular flavour

Agreed. In the spirit of the old lists:

He thought that Sheepkiller sounded better than Sheepfucker as a sobriquet to hang around his neck and overpaid for the priviledge.

Base on your comment history, Sealion or Racist Sealion? Also predicting you move to a slavery/unpaid worker level of clip/magazine pedantry.

To apply commonly heard phrases to THIS victim:

You may not know, but many Canadians would shed dry tears over that Toronto burning.

And even if it’s a prototype, why is it using a disposable face mask? Show how it is applied to a new one or use a washable cloth version. Hell a face shield with a food grade silicone funnel sticking out the top would be better. Other inventions in this man’s portfolio: the tineless fork, spoons with dribble holes…

I like a plain bloody mary (or caesar), so I think I’d have one of the overladen ones. With pickle, celery,bacon topped with onion ring and a roast chicken just for the experience.

Combination of IRL sunken place vibe and male Karen spotted in the wild

Ok, watching the ad, for a second I thought he was gonna use one as a swizzle stick in his scotch.

That close-up sure proves that Evil ages a person worse than meth. Also Thanksgiving many months away but now I want Turkey for some reason.

Can’t Elope? Civil Ceremony.

“Mitch better have my money!”