No one staying at Holiday Inns overnight, thus expert qualifications updated.

When you’re the house.

When no one was looking Luther did 40 cuts. She did 40 cuts. That’s as many as 4 10's and that’s terrrible.

Or if they’re not gonna do the job, they don’t get paid.

Also, looks like something Roger Rabbit would make so call it a Toona Pizza

Pizza is not a sandwich until you fold it in half

    If you guys ever get to hold these evil millionaires accountable, I think the fair punishment is to be drawn and yachted. If you only have 1 or none, you likely survive, DeVos has 10 so, not so much

Yeah no crispy browned bits on top. Even if not cheese some toasted breadcrumbs or something? These look cooked, but unfinished.

Marnie, but also no lasagna noodles? Which have many more uses than just lasagna

    Your sleep deprived mind was going “Wait, I should cut the bottom flat so it doesn’t roll around while baking.” Just sadly beyond available motor skills at the time. Much like many fun Mandolin Moments.

    WTF? Omelas Property Management sounds like.

Next new item will be a twist on the fish taco. The Tacolapia? With a firey hot chile-lime sauce. I want to see Mountain Dew make a fish flavoured beverage and whatever tie-in Doritos would (dew).

      C’mon now, you know he thinks orange chicken is on the menu because of him, right? Good luck explaining anything fact-adjacent and having it sink in.

Can’t unsee as Mickey Rooney’s character in Breakfast at Tiffany’s

   Oh, is this a stick to sports (cars) directive from “management”?

calls back to the deadspin weed/herb issues in management. AKA stick to sprouts

     Hey Wendy: Don’t drink bleach, lick doorknobs or hold corona parties with the Bundy ranch. Let your obvious genius shine through. You wont’t be missed.

If a concerned citizen blew a cloud of dank kush at this Trump-by-marriage; would the dank and anti-dank remove his ass from existence? For science.

Urethral measurement also not recommended

COVID-45. Let it define his term of office.