Filling: Tater Tots and Cheeze Whiz, coated outside with crushed Cheeto powder. Served lava hot to burn his tongue so he can’t embarrass himself or the US any more than he already has. (Don’t worry his brain to tweet functions would be unimpared)

6 candles means 5 for the points of the pentagram, the 1 one the middle determines the McDonald character the demon you summon possesses. Add multiple small fries to summon Legion as a horde of fry guys.

He probably thinks that “quantitative easing” is code for when he had a massive dump.

He thought Hufflepuff was the house for inhalent drug abusers

It helps to think that he actually rewarded the cancer, not Rush, for freeing us of him.

   If we include shameful drinks my solo drinking college go-to was Dr. Mcgillicudy Peach Schnapps with Fizzy Orange Vitamin C tabs as the mixer. I don’t ever remember why now.

Metal Gear by Kubota

What salty said about letting your server know. Also don’t be that weirdo that only takes the 1 utensil they need leaving the rest on the other table (or hiding the loss within the rolled cutlery).

Google that Dirty Poole Super and it turns out he’s a fairly balding mayosapien. 

Soy Roasted Nuts in reference to the other wacky food story today

And now Soy Boys refers to balls

Tasting things with your Scrotongue? What will science think of next? Ah yes, flavoured rectangles. Let’s call them Taint Swatches.

Thanks so much Ontario, California (CA) for every so often giving mail for me in Ontario, Canada (CA) a nice vacation.

   Beginning to think racism leads to bone loss. “Not a racist bone in their body”, spinelessness, now lack of chins. Must be why some Neo-Nazi groups are such huge milk enthusiasts

Counterpoint: is it still sharing when I function as a garbage disposal for uneaten portions that won’t be feasibly doggy-bagged? Often portion sizes overcome a dining companion’s stomach/appetite. (yeah yeah order smaller, different dish, just apps; no, you can go sit in the corner) Additionally your sexualization…

    He didn’t feel like shelling out for the ones with actual necks between torso and head. If you’re pleading not guilty or w/e maybe lose the mafia-looking CHUD bookends

       I did not know that racists came in a boneless version. Spineless yes, but boneless?, welcome to the future

The Curse of the Tan, Pantsed

I think it’s that when asked for his opinion he gave an objectionable take as if it was unchallangeable fact. If he’s a writer he should express his ideas better. Also a food culture with all those local variations and specialities as well as expatriate variations has something to offer everyone, even if its just…

    He’s a living reverse Dorian Grey. Look for the really old Billionaire who looks really Youthful.