No orbit will be high enough when they RISE UP

There is nothing more criminal than wanting to look at the secondary sexual characteristics of the opposite sex. Its so god damned problematic. Could you imagine the violence that could result from a straight, probably white man looking at this 3d model? Im sorry, i have to vomit now. 

I only ever used Tumblr for adult content so I guess I’m never going back.

People are being willfully ignorant about this song at this point. The historical context has been explained ad nauseum re: the woman wanting to stay but being unable to say so explicitly due to social norms at the time and the man trying to give her reasons to stay so as to provide her with cover. And the line…

I was so tickled by this animal that I said out loud in an Australian accent, “Awwwwwww, what’s up Knickers?” and now HR wants to speak with me.

Actually he took the idea of 10,000 hours from other (real) intellectual type people, and in the process misunderstood the results of their study.

This is what middle managers think smart people sound like.

I was thinking more of Predator. I know at least one pedestrian this system won’t be able to see.

So these aren’t wine flavored condoms? Not sure why I’m here now

To put in perspective, she lost her job a few months ago and we’re now running on fumes, we can’t even afford canned soup at the moment.

“Without being able to confront your accusers and their accusations” - in court, when you are charged with a crime. Defending a right to ‘confront people who have been talking about you behind your back because you are an asshole’ as though it’s a legal right is laughable.

It’s been a really long time for me too but if you get your license at 16 you can’t vote yet and you might not have to go to the dmv for years afterwards. So when you are actually of voter age you just never get around to it until you are motivated enough to do so. I wasn’t registered to vote until after I graduated…

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Technically this particular origin is THE first origin story ever written about the Joker

Literally no one is creating a “definitive take on the origin of the Joker”, as evidenced by two movies in quick succession featuring different takes on the Joker coming a decade after a movie that itself included several different takes on the Joker’s origin and concurrently with comics where there are three…

That’s what kills me about people writing “articles” like this. What business is it of theirs how much someone chooses to give away, or who they give it to? No one made Bezos give that money away, so no matter if it was $1 or $2,000,000,000, it’s up to him to decide if and how he wants to use his money.

So he would have been better off keeping the $2 billion and doing nothing with it?  I mean there are plenty of appropriate grievances to be aired towards Bezos.  Be better Hamno.  This is fucking weaksauce.  

I don’t condone greed, but I also am not one who thinks it’s my job to tell Jeff Bezos what to do with his money. 

I found this headline to be much more trashy and manipulative than a typical Jezebel headline, and was sincerely surprised. Titles like this are why I refuse to read BuzzFeed. So far all my comments have been approved, so if this one isn’t at least we know why.

Force-touch on your keyboard and you can move it around pretty precisely.