Video of Djokovic getting a violation for almost-sort-of-thinking-about hitting a ball in the chair ump’s direction. By the same ump who officiated Williams & Osaka.

Even if we admit that the coaching infraction was 100% a terrible call...so what? Picture this scenario. Game 7 of the NBA finals. Lebron James and the lakers are down by 25 and Lebron picks up his first foul for travelling. Technically a violation but one that’s very rarely, basically never, called. He responds by…

Come the fuck on.

This is what drives me partially nuts here. It’s not even the active ignoring of Osaka and the amazing thing she accomplished, but the seeming complaint how Ramos’s actions somehow stole the attention from her.

Osaka who?

Not getting on the “pot it harmless” train but I think you’re missing the point. The aren’t insinuating that pot causes schizophrenia. More likely, people with a genetic predisposition for schizophrenia turn to pot to self medicate.

His appeal comes from his eyes. When he is flatulating he looks into the camera and straight into your soul. You truly feel that he is not releasing gas from his ass because his body compels him to but because he wants you to know what it means to be human.

You know - If I had to imagine the face of the guy who got fired for posting his farts... Yeah. Pretty much that guy.

Fill the balloons with shale gas. Have the DNC ban balloon drops at the next convention. Make it the central issue of the platform so the RNC will get all contrarian about gubmint loving emo enviro libtard overreach. RNC increases balloon count for its drop and also allows indoor smoking at the convention. Maybe guns,…

She’s an asshole.

My outrage has been nullified. Thank you.

NO. Donald Duck should not sound like Don Cheadle. He should sound like Donald Duck.

Aren’t scientists always searching for answers?

EF3 is some pretty serious shit. I’m a native Oklahoman, and if there’s one thing we know, it’s fucking twisters. Saw a mile wide f5 in my college years (my roomie was a storm chaser)

Geoengineering is more than probably the only way we’re likely to survive, given our adamant and world-wide refusal to curb our fossil fuel consumption in any meaningful kind of way. In addition, this only examines a SINGLE subset of geoengineering methods — specifically light deflection, which has the onerous…

A lot of those women became millionaires and even billionaires selling young girls a body image that was no more real than anime. There is value in pointing out how much of a lie the image is. And I have to ask, is the lie not misogyny? Is photoshop, hours of make up, surgery, and a team of experts to post a single…

Actually, when a frozen substrate turns directly to gas, the process is called sublimation.

It’s common at bars in the US, not restaurants.

Fucken gaijin. 

Please understand that all antibiotics (and all medications) have risks and benefits, but don’t imply that “if your doc is handing out cipro for a UTI, at this point they should know better.” You also need to know the local drug resistance profile to know what you should be prescribing. Where I work, E. coli (the…