After which, you have our solemn word, we promise to discard this custom OS and would never, ever dream of using it again. Or, wait, we’ll send a copy to every FBI office and major police jurisdiction, and tell them to only use it when it’s really important (their call) and keep secure when they’re not using it (a…

nice what did you get

I paid 18 bucks for taco bell last week

You need to insert “useful” before information.

They. Are. Not. Using. Encryption?!?!?

You don’t say

I fly every week for work and have done for the last 14 years. I am far more likely to be injured or killed on the way to the airport than i am during the flight portion of my journey.

Flying can be scary for some people, but it really is the safest form of transportation we have come up with. If you are cool with…

Maybe if they reported all the millions of safe uneventful flights as well, you’d feel more confident?

As much as I can’t stand his actual videos, or him in general, I do have to admit that he seems like a pretty chill guy, and has a lot of class. He knows how to handle conflict and upset fans, and really does seem to care about his viewers.

I’m a well educated, 38 year old woman who I thought was proactive about sexual health. How the fuck did I not know that the opening into my womb is called an os? Is it because I don’t have kids?

There is value in saying “I don’t know; keep posted for research and let’s seek to ameliorate rather than cure.”

There is no value in saying HAVE AT IT WITH SOME RANDOM PLANTS AND EARTHY CLOTH WITH BUZZWORDS.

For fuck’s sake, stop defending ignorance.

Go fuck yourself. Americans have not been raised in that type of lifestyle, and you damn well know it. We’re not saying people can’t carry a jug around a while, but in our modern lifestyle where our only jobs AREN’T carry jugs of water on our head, it is not realistic to expect the populace of a first-world country to…

I think Michael, you, and literally everyone sending bottled water are missing the incredibly obvious here.

I bet you have that on a shirt and you’re way too stoked on it.

So what I read is this:

Well I’m no fan of the old bastard that’s not really fair. The incident you’re referring to invod a new scanning technology that recognized damaged barcodes and the register had a scale built in which worked in concert. The two things figured out what the item was.