Don’t tell anyone but Luke is anti-scottish and kicks ginger triplets when no one watches

I disagree. Attack of the Clones was a fine movie if you remove the few horrible (and they are just the worst) romance scenes. On the other hand Phantom Menace only has one or 2 decent scenes (Darth Maul fight and possibly the opening scene).

I sing the first part to my son and he whispers back “a giant woman”

Star for Steven Universe reference.

he’s got enough coke nails to serve all of the cantina!

totally believable explanation

It was a strange comment, because I heard the exact opposite from George Miller, that he said the 3D was not particularly well done.

Do you have to stick feminist on anything with a vagina?

I love that comic!

They act like the teabagging hurt his feeling so bad that it had to be avenged...... talk about over dramatic.

That solved your problem? Really?
“Well then how come you’re allowed to not eat gross things and I’m not?”
“Because I’m an adult and when you’re an adult you get to make those decisions for yourself, but right now you’re still a kid and kids have to do what their parents say because they know what’s best for them.”
That’s…

you get me.

His Powers Are Amazing, But Not As Amazing As His Simple and Stylish Disguise!

This panel is from an older issue. Currently Steve is an old man. In the end scene fight, he’s an old man in a suit of armor modeled after his Cap costume.

well captain america is always captain america, hes not dead, just really old. captain falcon is part of the avengers while old cap is part of shield. at the end of this series he just threw on some colours to throw down one last time with iron man.

Dennis Hopper wouldn’t put a bomb on a motorcycle

Literally happening for every persona dancing game post..

Hey Evan, I want to take a moment to thank you for these articles. I don’t read comics anymore (time, time, never enough time), but God help me if you don’t make me want to get back into them.

We had one sitting in the middle of my driveway when I was younger. My neighbor came over with a wood handled shovel to nudge it out of the way so my mom could get up the driveway. It snapped the handle of the shovel clean in half like a twig.

Ohhhh. Booooooo. Yeah, you’re right of course.