Hippos eating small cats? Anyone?

Just makes me want a new jackass all the more

....The director knows its a team that goes on suicide missions, not a team from Suicide Girls, right?

We get it all done while you are getting ready in the bathroom

No worries, man. I'm just really into story and world-building/lore so I'm very stingy when people interchange the two because the two are different (which is why I wrote that LoL doesn't have a story. I regret typing that, really. That point is moot ha,ha). But hell, if you haven't tried Killing Floor, on one of the…

Future headline: “LaTourneau has no regrets, says ‘I’m in love with this dog and I don’t care what people think’”

Yeah, the second one. You hit that nail right on the head!

It worked for Splatterhouse. And by "worked" I mean that was, if not the bloodiest, pretty much the shittiest game ever made.

Now that I think about it, unless this becomes a widely used thing, this could be the game defining mechanic that KF could be known for, in the same way that Battlefield and DICE have been spearheading destruction physics and MK has its Fatalities.

Or you could play the game when it comes out and decide for itself. At this point, all you're doing is throwing out conjecture based on a technical breakdown of how one programmer on a game tried to deliver on the art direction and game design of a game that isn't out. Do you think a talk with the FX guys from some of…

Sounds like a story about a transgender taking advantage of a drunk guy and date raping him.

Except that little piece of film animation is a million times better than whatever this crap is going to be.

This is what you're supposed to do on a bike

Watson.... is that you?

I click on links even though it clearly says JEZEBEL

Helldivers—which is out today as a cross-buy (and cross-play and cross-save) game for PS4, PS3 and Vita—is another one of those "sum of various influences"-type games. So, let's do this that way.

Gauss gun wouldn't do it, the plasma is the rails self-destructing a little bit on firing due to friction. Gauss gun has no barrel for the round to come in contact with, so no plasma.

"I was having telepathic connections with the dolphin."

that's not what I'm saying, and your poor understanding of our critiques are not helping yourself here. oh well; not my reputation.