Is it some fat prick that thinks tattoos are Samson’s haircut?

The cooler, dear god the cooler is killing me.

Wow, that image is straight out of the Douchebag Handbook.

It’s never not the Eagles

Oversized windscreen.

Everytime I hear an obnoxiously loud Harley drive by I involuntarily hear “FAAAAAAAG!” in my head. Thanks South Park!

If I had the money, I’d get one. Not even lying.

I am much more bothered by that thing Jaden always does with his eyebrows. Look at his wrinkled forehead. Is he rebelling against botox?

Ronda was all out of bubblegum

It feels like the coverage of this case has consistently conflated what happened at the stop, and what happened at the jail.

Any resemblance to true poetry is purely coincidental.

What is it with celebrity’s kids and lacking all forms of self-awareness? Did no one ever tell her that shitty poetry is something you do in high school and then never speak of/publically acknowledge again?

If you knew the Hulk I knew,

you’d know his racist heart.



He’d never want to hurt white fans,

or his family from the start.



If you knew Hulk Hogan,

you would know how hard he fake fought...



and the way it brought a smile to people light, medium and dark

Boy, I miss having grownups in charge.

The hell they’re not.

My reasons for supporting free and easy abortion rights for all, including free birth control of all sorts, is based on the fact that most parents are not fit to own a goldfish never mind be in charge of a child. Please, stop having children unless you are prepared to make major life changes and put in far more work…

It’s these self important ass hats that make me rethink my pacifist attitude. Seriously; this woman needed to be taken over someone’s knee and get a whooping so bad medical attention would be needed.

The most disturbing part of this story is that this woman reproduced and is already teaching her evil ways to her offspring, who will teach it to his kids, who will teach it to theirs, and so on. It’s generational asshole-ism.

Back in high school, I worked in a Lowes Home improvement. One slow day, we’re just kinda hanging around at the end of an aisle, when we see this dude and a small kid walking. Me and my buddy are about to start flipping a coin to decide who has to greet the dude when the kid stops suddenly, drops trou, and I kid you…

I brought Baby Birdy to lunch today. She behaved really well until the very end. And after about two minutes of trying to soothe her, I was just like “No, I’m not gonna be one of those people” and put her in the car with A/C while I went back in and paid the bill. I’d rather cut my meal short, get the rest to go, and…