omg her tragic spelling of spaghettios

Sleeping in their car nestseses because it’s their sleepy time

Youze haz a sad? We help? Boop.

Better man than me. Those bastards would be sleeping in a tent down by the river

What kills me is when they defend her songwriting abilities by shouting, “SHE WAS A WRITER ON DRUNK IN LOVE!!” Because the song was...deep? Intricate? Thought-provoking? Lolz

Have you read the website jezebel.com? It’s basically devoted to praising the mediocrity of Rhianna, Beyonce, and Nicki Minaj.

Nothing you do or say will ever be good enough for Jez commenters. You’ll feel a lot better the quicker you learn this and accept it.

Let’s analyze the greatest singer of the new human millennium.

Fuck Annie Lennox!

If the class was about feminism and Taylor Swift, people would think it’s equally stupid. Not everything is a conspiracy.

Ahh yes. The advertised price “clerical error”. It’s like the Free Candy van of dealership ploys.

Genghis Khan would ride a Dakar rally bike with an AK-47 strapped on to his back

I wouldn’t let that stock photo girl leave either. She’s HOT HOT HOT!

Will it be just as ugly is the bigger question

Diddy should have never got up after causing the deaths of event-goers in the Bronx in the early 90s. Fuck Diddy.

And then he started to sing. It was planned, of course, scripted. Obama spoke the words, “amazing grace.” Then he sat in silence for five seconds or so. Then he said those two words again, in a deep, gravelly voice. He was singing “Amazing Grace,”

It brought me to tears. And gave me chills. It was exquisite.

Fine, I suppose he isn't a muslim.

President Barrack Obama will be painfully missed.

Without descending into yet another sobbing mess, I reach my hand out to you.