It was easy. The patronizing, don’t you know. I don’t need to be told about art by someone who can rattle off a few names, and after rejigging an 8-bit video game calls it ‘art’. You offend me deeply. So much so that had my work computer not be already logged in, I would not have known you replied.

You’ve compared yourself to these people. And hey, you’ve heard of some generic types of art. Funny to know 2 different types of Cubism when it wa a flash in the pan, meant nothing. A lot of Americans are like this, claim to generic knowledge, except they fuck it up by not knowing enough to fake it.

Frank Auerbach is the greatest painter in the world. People don’t put his paintings on the internet, though. There’s a lot like that. If you get to see one up close you’ll see what I mean.

Can’t really include performance artist - I appreciate your lower case. Without it it’s been 60 years since a revolution in art. We’re in a deep dry patch across all forms at this time. Film, music, poetry, the novel, it’s tragic.

My analogy is flawed - back to school.

No, I meant ape-men throwing their shit and blood at a wall in the dark.

By the way, it is filed to Car Art.

You’re being subjective.

It was displayed in an art museum, and you were referred to as an artist. I think art has a key function in society, and I think that has been diminished across all media. Damien Hirst is a shit artist, and anybody that does know anything about art knows that. Still he sells, and this is a victory for the market and a…

Art.

I saw Bloomberg washing his own dishes once. Crazy shit.

Learn how to “use” quotes.

Who says population density is better for he environment? A big city is choking down energy at a greater rate per person than someone who live on a farm.

So. Much. English. Bastard.

Is it some fat prick that thinks tattoos are Samson’s haircut?

There is no gray on offer from the manufacturer. So...no.

NASCAR pace cars this year are SSs.

‘Reduced lighting’ is not darkness. Read your own quotes, please.

No offense to TGIFs, but they bruised that martini. Shake three times, no more. Cocktails 101.

Every single one of those ideas is utter crap.