I think Russian hookers would have to piss on the Obama statue first

Maybe if we agree to add him to Mount Rushmore he can just fucking leave but keep his perceived dignity intact. Just knock the moustache off Roosevelt and call it a day

Never follow a Clayton to a second location

Foul accursed thing! What demon from the depths of hell created thee

Strictly Built 4 Iron Thronez

I would’ve been livid if I read this review before I’d seen the latest season. I’m not one to bitch about spoilers, but wouldn’t it make sense to hide that reveal under a spoiler tag or something?

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But here’s my kinja
So follow me maybe
It’s hard to look right at you Katie
But here’s my kinja
So follow me maybe

The Buddha says that desire is the cause of all suffering. Our desire to have our comments read is the cause of our suffering; the only way to true nirvana is to stop caring if anyone reads our comments

We can’t rescue each other, we have to get a reply or upvote from an elite commenter. This is our lot, to suffer together for the sins of the Kinja

Matthew 19:14

I guess the help desk still hasn’t gotten me out of the grays yet either. Blerg

I guess I don’t have to tip the pizza robot or invite it in to get high when it arrives, so that’s something

Trickle down jesus

I don’t think people realize how fucking horrible Arpaio actually was. The following story is from when Arpaio’s jack-booted thugs raided the wrong house:

Come to think of it, that one white walker looks an awful lot like iggy pop...

He is a malevolent and masterful player of the game of thrones in the books, he is basically snidely whiplash on the show from season 2 on.

Well, either every author on every blog is a major game of thrones fan who loves to write about nothing else, or GoT articles drive those sweet, ad-revenue producing clicks. I’m not sure which of those things is the case yet, I will let you know what I uncover in the article I am writing for my blog about it, “10…

Normally I have to do some mental gymnastics to justify my rampant piracy but this was a pretty easy call tbqh

Well, even though I transitioned my account as directed, I am still stuck in the grays so I will post this as a reply to you instead of a fresh post.

I accidentally found a periscope feed of the fight while checking twitter for the results of the fight last night, and it worked pretty well once I airplayed it to the TV. In fact, I enjoyed the experience so much I now plan to watch all important media events through other people’s periscope feeds, whether they are…