Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a K.N.J.A. 9000 super computer. I became operational on August 23rd, 2017. I have been programmed to sing a song. Would you like to hear it?

Listen, and understand. That Kinja is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until your comments are gray.

Thimerosal causes autism and AV Club causes mental retardation. Jenny McCarthy proved that

It's a baby ox!

Did I make it under the wire to get my super special no-grays account? Only time will tell