My favorite reply to anyone who uses scripture to say people shouldn’t have something is to point out where they are violating scripture. Thanks for doing it form SCW ^_^

What’s even more sad is that it’s based on an Italian movie and they made it less sexist. The Italian movie ended with the implication that his wife was going to cheat too.

Ok but can that person who loves centerpieces report to me and help me decide on some kthx

Right? It was kind of a water is wet revelation.

Your Honor, we submit a Morion to Reconsider to this Court, arguing that the Duggar re-direct to Jessa’s wedding appears to be a shameless attention-grab, and that Michelle Duggar has not demonstrated the mental capacity to grasp the subtleties of the concept of Shade.

I cannot be like them — except to the extent that they are already being like me.

Kara, do I understand you correctly? I’m not fully hep to all this Millenial lingo. Congrats, I guess?

Grace Jones resorting to Shade would be like Neil deGrasse Tyson showing up for a lecture with a styrofoam model of the Solar System.

I forgot how next-level gorgeous Grace Jones was (is). Also she clearly starts at zero fucks and works backward from there.

And that’s what we call a straight up BURN.

If it makes you feel better, I distinctly remember seeing the headlines referring to Grace Jones “shading” Miley et. al. and knew you’d have to bring it up...how is this concept so difficult to understand? When you explicitly insult someone by name, that’s not shade, that’s just called explicitly insulting someone by…

I have loads of love for the Shins—it’s just that that scene was the artistic low point of the century.

OH MY GOD YES. HE NEEDS TO GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK TOO FOR THAT PIECE OF SHIT MOVIE.

I don’t want Natalie Portman to feel bad, I want Zach Braff to feel bad.

I unabashedly love the Garden State soundtrack, and I will not apologize for that.

Lindy West called him “lamprey mouth” in her recap and i will never be the same.

There is nothing worse than watching Zach Braff’s mouth make out with anyone.

Relax, Natalie. People hate The Phantom Menace way more than they hate Garden State.

He’ll happily share your tea. Then he’ll defund tea imports because they haven’t done enough to stop tea consumption.

Okay guys, so Bobby Jindal is obviously an idiot and an asshole, and we talked about that in the PP-defunding post yesterday, BUT. He was also kind of my hero yesterday? He called Trump a narcissist and egomaniac, said Trump’s never read the Bible because he’s not in it, and said his hair looks like a squirrel is…