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Personally, i dont think the radio is the place to talk about your personal issues with someone thats part of your team... Read more

To suit his audience, here:

She’s realized it a crueller world out there for a brat.

Missed a chance to say, “who among us can throw the first scone?”

Fuuuuuuck that movie.

Well, they are half right, those are certainly cute!

Oh yeah, that one was really bad. And I accidentally own it on account of I forgot to return it to the video store. Read more

I liked Garden State. I still like Garden State. I hated The Last Kiss with a passion. Braff didn’t direct that one though. It just seemed like he did because it had a similar feel to Garden State and came out around the same time.

do not engage! TL:DR is our new male troll! he comes on all the threads and derails and sea lions. dismiss dismiss dismiss

Looking like a deranged anglerfish is 100% relevant to my interests. *makes it her profile image on OKCthulhu*

And Doctor Who is how I first learned of/developed a wee crush on James Corden - FULL CIRCLE!

He than drag raced for the affections of the richest man in town’s daughter before sullenly ordering an ice cream soda at the drugstore and leaving without either eating or paying.

Why do sagging pants bother people so much? What’s the big deal? Read more

Ah but then there are the men (I’ve known several) that insist it’s not always sexual, sometime’s it’s just a compliment (because that one girl said she appreciated it that one time). And the first thing I ask is, “Would you say that to a man? Would you go up to a random man on the street and say he looks handsome… Read more

He actually wears denim shorts, a Hawaiian shirt, calf-length tube socks, and sandals.

I know that God would not go around with pants down.