He just came off of several years of being insincere in the name of satire. He used to say he didn’t want his kids to see that persona, because he never wanted them to doubt his sincerity with them.

I don’t think it’s fair to judge from this interview. It’s Joe Biden’s first interview since his son died, can’t blame Colbert for not giving him hardball questions. Plus he got him to talk about all of the things you’d want to hear Biden talking about .

I feel like you can tell he is just so heartbroken. What parent wouldn’t be? But few parents have to still work in the national spotlight while dealing with horrible grief. Though I love the guy, I do not want him to run. I think he would be happiest remaining in politics but in a role that allows him to drop…

MY TEARS ARE ACTUALLY CHEMTRAILS AS I TYPE THIS ON A UN BLACK HELICOPTER

Just like with Elizabeth Warren, Biden might be more effective “behind the throne.” Biden deserves a break. I’d like to see him continue to be in politics, rather than, say, the professional talk circuit. But he doesn’t need to be president to help change this country.

“If they’re doing such a great job, why aren’t these things better?”

This seems less a race to be elected president and more a race to be elected king of the dipshits.

See, personally I’m operating under the suspicion that she might be having an eight year long stroke and this is just another in a series of cries for help.

You know... You don’t see us Jews running around wearing motherfucking crosses. So why the fuck is this goddamn evangelical Christian wearing a motherfucking mogen David?!

I think I might be dead now.

A visual aid to help answer this question:

is this one of those bad latinos donald trump keeps talking about

Nicely done.

Oh really? He’s your boyfriend? I’ve been there for him since 2006. Do you even know about Syracuse, where he got his start, as his supposed girlfriend? I AM THE WIND BENEATH DAVID MUIR’S WINGS. HIS MONSTROUS BAT WINGS.

I should probably admit right now that I am fat myself. I’m barely 5′1″ and 135 pounds and wear a size 6 and a 34DD

Context? Really? In what context are his remarks about women acceptable?

It’s what he gets for sniffing his own poo and living in a butt

Someone who thinks that 51% of the population only has value if he deems them attractive doesn’t merit consideration for his other ideas. And he certainly shouldn’t be president when he isn’t able to compromise or get along with anyone. I’m sure he would be a lovely dictator, but he can’t handle the most powerful role…

“[W]hen I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I’m basically the same.”