You can tell if someone is local by how they pronounce San Pedro in CA. San Pee-dro, and Cabrillo beach/marina there is Ca-Brill-o. It makes my teeth hurt.

And in Washington, it’s Duh-Moynez. As a midwestern transplant, it took me a long time to get used to that.

It’s pronounced ‘Dez Mo I Knees’

YES! YES! YES! People mispronounce Louisville so much! Stop it! Stop it right now! It is NOT Loo-ee-vill! Then when people who aren’t from Kentucky are like, “That’s not how you say it,” I feel rage flames on the side of my face. I KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE IT, JERK FACES.

When I was about 12, I got laughed at in Dubois, Pa for saying “dew-bwa,’ since the “correct” pronounciation is “dew-boyz.”

There’s a Louisville in Georgia (pronounced Lewis-ville) and it’s a constant source of ire for me. Additionally: Martinez, Georgia (pronounced Mart-tin-nez.) YOU ARE NOT FOOLING ANYONE!

Joe is a real winner. I wonder if he has a brother...

And now back to Mr. Davis, who on Friday morning held a sign outside the Rowan County Courthouse that read, “Welcome to Sodom and Gomorrah

The clerk, Kim Davis of Rowan County, Ky., was ordered detained for contempt of court and later rejected a proposal to allow her deputies to process same-sex marriage licenses that could have prompted her release.

I don’t think I’ve called someone a butt since grade three. That’s right up there with dickweed.

“Tell Judge Bunning he’s a butt.”

I went to check. “pink demi beef” brings up some pretty good recipes for standing rib roasts.

I AM DRIVING UP TO CANADA WITH A RAGE IN MY BELLY AND I DREAMED A DREAM ON THE RADIO

it’d be like buying your own engagement ring but letting the dude give it to you...

EWW. I wouldn’t be surprised if a “sex tape” or some-such is the next kontroversy.

The heart dick wants what the heart dick wants.

As a currently pregnant lady I HATE that phrase so much. Even my husband is like no, no, I'm just over here waiting!

Holy Hannah on a humped back whale of the coast of Hawaii! I mean, let’s just imagine half of those were groomed photo ops., because we know they do that and all. Heck, let’s say it’s two thirds of them.

You can tell a lot about a person’s character from the way they are with kids

Shhh. I’m pretending I’m Michelle.