Harry Potter was born in 1980. That would mean that he is now 35 and having an 11 year old wouldn’t be that weird.

I would totally go to a show by Beatz by Hagrid. And I buy that about Draco.

I mean, I get why some people dislike the pairing, I’ve seen convincing arguments and all (I don’t personally agree with them, but I can see where they come from). BUT COME ON. Regardless of whether Ron and Hermione make a bad couple or not, the pairing had been heavily heavily HEAVILY foreshadowed since the very…

These are fake, Bobby. I can tell because of the pixels.

But then she charitied her way back to millionairehood. She’s awesome.

Hermione would NEVER buy a fitness clothing store. Especially not shitty Lululemon. I like this from the Harry Potter Wikia way better:

Well there is an upcoming book. She has spoken about it (although carefully drip feeds select information) quite a bit on Twitter. It’s called Cursed Child and is not a prequel and apparently the title doesn’t refer to Harry. I saw someone guess Teddy Lupin which makes sense.

You spelled billions wrong.

You do know these aren't actually tweets by JKR right?

UGH. I love her.

I spent my birthday (turned 24 a few weeks ago) watching Harry Potter and playing the accompanying drinking game. The tree topper for my Christmas tree is a sorting hat.

I like posts like this because it gives me a nice little window into what my Boyfriend must go through when I talk about sports.

If I had millions and millions of dollars that I had earned by enchanting an entire generation of readers, then I would pretty much do whatever the fuck I wanted too.

He means it, guys. You better hide those pet rabbits because enough is enough.

It honestly looks like the guy he’s hugging is doing everything in his feeble strength to hold him at bay while still maintaining the facade like it’s funny in order not to cause a scene.

if you reference 9/11 more than 5 times, rudy guiliani descends from the sky and kills you for trying to supplant his reign as king of 9/11

Maybe we’ll learn more about his in no way racist proposal “that the federal government track foreigners the way FedEx tracks packages.”

He’s actually going to explode on screen? I might actually watch that!