I wanted to see that happen too.

Yes! Like the new Ghostbusters!

“It’s not about color” always always means “it’s about color”.

The best James Bond was Sean Connery precisely BECAUSE he was so street (and Connery was and still is a lot more “street” than Elba). They took a thuggish street kid, dressed him impeccably, and had him read the elegant, suave lines, but his toughness showed through in them and that was a great combination.

And it’s also just not true!

You’re right Anthony Horowitz, Idris Elba has never had experience before effectively playing a character that is traditionally viewed as white.

Idris Elba should be in everything.

But...

He’s an actor. That’s the whole deal.

Sorry, but Ian Fleming is the only James Bond author I subscribe to, so fuck this guy. "Too street"? Idris Elba has the style and general suaveness to play a fantastic James Bond. Better than old ass Daniel Craig, looking all agro in all of his scenes.

Obviously it’s insane, but he has come out against for-profit prisons, which is closer to a coherent policy than Trump has managed to come out with so far. #Kanye2020

Also, I saw this joke on Twitter and I screamed. I can’t remember who made it so, I’m going to FatJew this situation.

Do you think Kris Jenner just has an IV secretly attached to Kanye’s veins and slowly drains his lifeblood into a golden goblet that she drinks every night while she schemes on how to sell Kylie (deeper) into sexual slavery?

Relevant:

“(Here’s the part where I remind you all that the 1989 tour had five nights of performances in LA.) “

Of course he did. Who's better than Ezra?

Yeah, a lot of parents choose not to expose their kids to things like the news. It’s ridiculous to assume that because it’s on the news, then little kids ought to know about it.

You know there’s a 90% chance that the kids are going to turn into nihilistic assholes in 4-5 years tops. Let them bask in their ignorance for a while.

“My anaconda don’t want none unless you got plumes, hun!”