+1! While I was watching this, I could hear my mother’s voice in my head saying, “That’s why we put things away when we’re done with them,” in a very smug tone. Finally, she’d think, the bears have come to prove me right.

That’s right, she should have sensed that trouble was bruin.

A single mother of 5 just wants to relax at the pool for a day, is that too much to ask, little girl? Chill.

That wretched child’s mother is a ray of sunshine, compared to her daughter. I can ALMOST hear her glee over the bears in the pool and the distress it’s causing her family.

It’s all fun and games until someone looses a nipple.

World Domination “Economics”.

I totally thought that was what the “AMA” in the title was ....

You assume that our international organization hasn’t already infiltrated schools around the globe? Which is a correct assumption, we totally haven’t done anything like that at all.

“I have crossed oceans of time to find you.”

Dude is the Zak Morris of cats.

Agent random cat Bubba is clearly just “chillin” as you say. Bubba is in no way attending classes in order to learn precious human secrets about things like thermodynamics and nuclear fusion in order to construct a power plant for team cat hq. Because that would be totally ridiculous and completely unbelievable.

Terrible remake but boy oh boy!

Gary Oldman’s Dracula. In his long locks and tinted spectacles presentation, not the crusty old dude or human bat.

Pinhead seems classy and a little vain. We’d both like the opera and theater. And I’d like to imagine he as sex like James Deen: Assertively, yet sensitively. We’d both go to Rick Owens and Alexander Wang runway shows, as he’s into glam goth.

Yes, correct etiquette is that pronouns apply throughout the person’s lifetime unless they request otherwise. Even if quoting an older article, it’s better to add a correction, for example “he was so excited about his gold medal” would be quoted as “[She] was so excited about [her] gold medal.”

The Fly.

Michael Myers, because that’s a Shatner mask and the closest I’ll ever get to marrying Captain Kirk.

Does David from Lost Boys count?

Can I bill for all the time I spend on Jez correcting people about the law surrounding motor vehicle accident negligence

Agreed! I can’t pull off that posh minimalist together shit, I need to just decorate my body in hippie shit as that’s the only look i can possibly keep up on the regular...dirty, sloppy, unkempt...that is my aesthetic