My only reaction to that picture was a resigned, “Alright, sweetie.”

#WellActually #NotAllGawkerverseWriters #JustPlayingDevilsAdvocate #WhyArentYouRidingMyDick #YouOweMe #IWasNiceToYouForTwoSeconds #ThisIsWhyNobodyLikesYou #ItsNotLikeAnyoneElseWouldEverWantYou #ComeOnGiveMeAnotherChance #ImReallyANiceGuy #OnceYouGetToKnowMe #HereDrinkThis #ItsNotRapeIfYouCantSayNo

And so ends iteration 10,000 of this conversation.

Weeping rashes all over the place!

Y-Dub, how many articles has GM collectively written about how awful Stormfront is? Or 4chan? Breitbart? Those sites are simply terrible and everyone knows it, and it’s only worth mentioning if it comes up in relation to something else.

Because Sir Patrick Stewart is Sir Patrick Stewart, whatever cesspool he happens to be standing in at a given moment.

I mean goddamn, he still looks so good. And fucking hilarious!

What is it with assholes who think everything is a zero sum game. No “thinspo” people, there is no backlash against you just because we are moving closer towards all body types acceptance. Furthermore, whatever shit you get is not because you are thin, it’s because you viciously ridicule anybody who doesn’t uphold…

Ha! There used to be this awful cell phone commercial where a kid would get on a bus and say, ‘Does this bus go DOWNTOWN?’ with this really strange emphasis on the word downtown. Of course, my college friends started using the phrase to mean give head, and as we were all in design school at the time downtown business…

Yeah, my tits just started screaming in horror looking at that picture. The girls are horrified.

I’m more concerned about how horrible it looks. There’s a student in the elementary that makes duct tape clothes for the state fair each year. If a fifth grader can do a decent job, then Courtney can...maybe.

That's the story of my afternoon and I'm not even pregnant.

Even if she doesn’t get the horrible rash that I’d have, she’ll still have a hell of a time getting all that stickiness off.

I agree and I’m just having snarky wine tongue (typing) tonight. :)

Well I suppose that’s one way to get rid of those stray nipple hairs.

I made a pair of pants out of duct tape when I was in the eighth grade. Even though I matched up all of the adhesive parts together, I still got gunk all over me and I broke out in hives from it. That ended my duct tape fashion escapades.

Coconut flour muffins are actually incredibly fucking good tho, and those are gluten free.

...Now I have Let it Be going in my head to the tune of Let it Go.
Why did you do this to me. :(

Martha, you forgot something girl #AD

OKAY BUT WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT SHE KILLED SOMEONE

(Oh, we are talking about that now? I thought we just yelled that on every single article about her regardless of content or context or derailing.)