Who wouldn’t go. It’s like hate watching but with free champagne.

I can’t star you, so here is your star. Poor garbage men. I was 26 before I figured out my dogs and guinea pig didn’t really go to a farm. My mother was a lying liar pants.

My mother took mine with no warning. I remember asking her where they were, so I must have been quite old. She told me the garbage man took them. I did not trust garbage men until I was old enough to figure out they didn't covet my pacifier.

Cruz: Doggy-style fisting. In a sentance: I cruzed him ‘til he bled santorum.

I don't like that definition because it compares him with women (as an insult) and we are way, way tougher than trump as a whole.

yes.

“...and demanded that all women who had ever had an abortion be immediately impregnated to make up for it were he elected President..”

Imagine if The Donald and his hair system became the leaders of the free world. I’m pretty sure the result would look like a Hunger Games prequel.

Iggy didn’t win shit. Her being in it at all just shows how much she’s lost. When you fall from feuding with other artists to only randoms on the internet giving you the time of day.

It seems really sad that she has the need to respond to every perceived slight against her.

wut... is happening here? is Voldemort under that hat?

I know, right? She is fighting with a random twitter account that trolled her into responding. The fact they got her to respond means they won.

I actually would think it’d be fun! At least you know there’ll be an open bar with expensive bubbly.

Patrick Stewart wants to join Taylor Swift’s squad. Zzzzzzzzzzz.

personally I want a Tuscan Villa w a vineyard but like whatever to each their own

Oh heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! Thanks! I’m hopeful I will be back on a little more lately, since I’m back sitting at a computer for a tad more of my day. I’m also Game of Threads will come back when the season returns. I hope all is well with you!

Dear sincerely-concerned-media:

(This is basically my response to 80%ish of what comes out of Trump’s mouth.)

I want candidates names who agree’d that she should apologize to him.