If the judge allows this, I’ll be posting a link to my kickstarter to fund a cannon to shoot all those who are done with this planet to Mars. Fuck.

But will Ernie Hudson be in this one? Don't forget about Winston!

No see, they don’t think maternity leave needs to be a thing. Women folk should just leave the job having to the mens (except teachering, nursing, and secretary jobs for those that haven’t yet found husbands) and should be home having/taking care of the babies. No need for maternity leave if you don’t have a job.

Not to have sex (unless you are married to a Republican and not working or the secret mistress of one).

I don’t know what republicans want. They don’t want women to be able to have babies they don’t want woman to be able to avoid having babies.

Sanders and his followers can’t keep claiming CRM/MLK association as a means of addressing the current problems facing black people. That’s nice and all, but this is 2015. He wants their votes. You don’t just get them because you marched with MLK. What are you doing for these people NOW! Both O’Malley and Hillary made…

Here I always had this crazy idea as a woman I am people. What am I?

You know that thing where you start off believing someone 100% but they keep defensively repeating themselves until you start to doubt them?

This really represents how the right sees us.

In my experience, when someone has to tell you how smart they are, they usually are not that smart.

“I’m very much into the whole thing of helping people and helping women,” he said.

The whole idea that him attacking her is “equality” is ridiculous. If he wants to go after her with equal ferocity or whatever, mention any thing other than a biological function. Although, as I write this, I’m thinking about him telling Rand Paul “I don’t think you heard me,” which is still bodily related...

Yet 3 wives and 2 daughters haven't gone crazy enough to use his toupee to choke him during their monthly visits.

“WELL MY MOM SAYS I’M CUTE, SO SCREW YOU, ASSHOLE.”

Yes, and Nathan Fillion may need some assistance—his tweet makes it seem as if he’s been infected. Not full-blown Yoko yet, but the signs are there.

I un/fortunately graduated from UVA this past spring and am living at home again... but cville calls to me! I hope to be back more permanently (mebe grd skoool?) soon

No shit. I’m old, and we always had girls on our teams in the late 70’s and early 80’s. Nobody gave it a second thought since there weren’t enough girls for entire teams. They just did what was practical.

Some parents that are upset that a few girls are better at a sport than their precious, fragile little sons?

A parent probably complained because his or her son was outplayed by a girl!

you got better?