I’m glad they spoke out. The police statement was pretty ridiculous.

shamefully :(

cville represent?

“We have no problem with the girls sitting on the bench,” Whitley says. “We don’t care who sits on the bench with the teams, that goes for anybody … to sit on the bench.”

(Christ why is no one ungreyed on Pictorial)

Was he a troll?

I’m imagining him spending all few days of the “marriage” whining about “the one that got away,” until she finally realizes her mistake and fucks off too.

Pro tip: never propose to the rebound person.

I have a feeling this will be my go-to face for all these Republican “stunts” in the next year.

God I love your SN so fkn much!

Protip: NEVER ALWAYS start a war with someone who speaks German

“A bald spot like that is embarrassing. At that point you need to embrace the balding instead of pretend it’s not there. His hair should be as short as Obama’s – he’d be better off.”

I’ve always pictured Melania whipping out the Flowbee for the Donald while standing next to their 14K gold bidet.

YELLING IS GOOD

Missing from these estimates: How assaultable they each are.

“talk to me again and i’ll drone the shit out of you”

can’t be friends with someone who bedazzles.

Agreed. As much as I hate to snack shame, it is common knowledge that peanut butter has been getting dipped by chocolate for years.

Kermit is an underwear model!