This link is an amazing gift, thank you!

Bjorn Disway.

If only I could find a shiny Fillion in the dollar section, but he alludes me.

the plot thickens! the gene pool thins!

Anti-vaxxer bullshit knows no party lines.

Also, with our propensity for “dangling chads” the whole state wouldn’t come loose anyhow.

I like where you are going with this.

She’s 56, and she’s spent most of her adult life looking pretty great.

No I mean he didn’t win American Idol. He’s a perpetual loser. I heard on the street that he’s never even won rock, paper, scissors.

This is why I can’t take the “LOL THIRD PARTY” people seriously.

You know who else is very straightforward? Bernie Sanders. And he doesn’t say stupid, racist shit.

I mean, I guess it’s nice for someone to not dance around the issues with politic-speak (it’s why I’m LOVING Lame Duck Obama), but it’s not really that great for the “honesty” to just be straight-up, loud-mouth racism.

i mean, it is refreshing to hear a politician be explicitly racist instead of quietly racist.

Here is what freaks me out about Trump. I have had several people (who I had before considered semi intelligent) tell me how “refreshing” it is to hear someone say what they really mean. And how that is a quality that we need in a politician. And for that reason, they actually like him.

There is only one problem with Bobby’s channeled tweet. Don’t use possessives where you should; use them where you shouldn’t. This is the fit-giving way of the world.

Everyone guard your nipples.

Oh...can’t we just get beyond thunderdome? (I’ll see myself out...)

No, because passive aggression is the entire point of shade. A diss track is straight-up aggressive. It's possible to shade someone in rap form, but when it's obviously a diss track, it ceases to be shade.

Kara,

Girl, you gotta keep those whoozits and whatsits in that aplenty status.