And it’s sooo much harder to hold in. Basically impossible if your boobs decide that it’s time. It’s like boob diarrhea. Just less gross.

Ugh! I had a “milk cyst” from improper latching and oh my god! The only solution was to nurse through it and it hurt like hell.

I was working in retail and still breastfeeding my then 7 month old eldest son. I was on the floor one day when a baby started crying. Sure as anything, I could feel my boobs start to tingle and milk was about to let down. It was close to my quitting time, so it wasn’t too mortifying.

World’s Biggest Boob Hates Working Boobs

As long as Bristol promises not to visit her mother at work - can’t have a lactating woman that close to The Donald.

The Ferengi eventually implemented massive social reforms and turned their empire over to one of their kind that gave all of his money to a charity for war orphans!

a man with, as the Times genteelly puts it, a “tenuous” relationship with the truth, i.e. that he admits that he routinely lies or exaggerates about the value of his properties, his net worth, and how much he was paid to give speeches. In one instance, he testified that he estimates the value of his portfolio based in…

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition

Well, I’ve never heard him make fun of his own people.

I feel like Donald is something of a misogynist...?

Someone start a movement to bring breast pumps to the Republican debates.

Indeed - because every other thing about vampires is verifiably true

some time in the mid-90s I fell out of my bunk bed and hit my head. My parents took me to the ER, and the doctors asked me various questions to determine my mental status. One of them was “Who’s in charge at the White House?” I deadpanned “Hillary” and had the whole ER laughing. I was seven or eight.

The suggestion that Hillary was actually running the White House in the 90s is the first thing that’s made me want to vote for her. That was a good fucking decade.

The number of guys who admit to rape if you describe it with any words but “r-a-p-e” is fucking terrifying. Like, “Sure I pulled out fistfuls of someone’s hair during a sexual encounter in which I forcibly penetrated someone, yeah, of course...but I’m not a rapist.” (1) The description of that thing you just admitted…

In the UK, the verb “to trump” actually means “to fart”. True story.

I try not to rage at much...but “you cannot rape your spouse” has me fucking furious right now.