Sure, I love Alison more than life, she’s my favorite. Except for when Helena is my favorite. And the times when Cosima is my favorite. And the many times when Felix is my favorite because he counts, even Helena agrees. But Sarah is the lead character. The plot revolves around her. She is the catalyst for the action,…

I sincerely apologize for breaking you. I have duct tape, and can attempt to effect a repair if you like. We can rebuild you. We have the technology.

No that’s one of the things that really still gets my blood boiling.

HEADCANON ACCEPTED

Yeah, I’m with you on the nudity for funzies. I’ve done enough amateur theater to know that the mentality re: bodies is wildly different, and I’m sure that’s nothing compared to a tv/movie set.

Frankly, she deserves to be nominated once for each major clone. Sarah can be lead actress, and then she should have separate supporting actress nominations for Helena, Alison, and Cosima. And guests for Beth, Rachel, and Crystal.

When you figure out how to send it to Alex, send a bit to us. Our water tables are quite low.

Is it bad that I find the lack of nipples the most disturbing part? That’s weird, isn’t it.

He worked hard to earn those captain’s stripes!

The Mysterious Hooded Figures can do whatever they like. Because I am not thinking about them or the fact of their existence at all. What dog park? What meat? What Hooded Figures? What is that buzzing?

That is horrifying. Jeez, people. Do better.

Yes, but that’s a dog park, not a people park. And it’s forbidden.

I want turquoise hair! If you adopt me, will I gain your genetic code and get turquoise hair? That is how science works, right?

Even the turquoise?

True story: I once went to an Ani concert and my date was the only male there who wasn’t working. It was also the only time I have been comfortable wearing overalls and nothing else. It was a magical night, but I still wish I hadn’t needed that doofus to give me a ride. I could have done really well if I hadn’t had…

Ahhhhh, those peaceful days when the comments were moderated and I never had to read “why is this even an article” comments.........

KRAFT DINNER, DUH

And we shall call it: Queen’s Law. In honor of the song that most threads of all subjects eventually turn into.

An actual narcissist who has Narcissistic Personality Disorder (which my ex has and i’m pretty sure Trump has) is unfathomably insecure underneath. But they expend vast amounts of energy and effort denying it to the point that therapy doesn't even work on them. Yay, NPD!

Yes. That’s exactly what I’m going to do. *eyeroll* Fuck off, troll.